Ten specialists. One product. Forty-eight hours. You get a PDF teardown and a loom walkthrough of the ten biggest things to fix before you scale.
Book the Septim Audit — $99 →Founding rate — $499 standard after the first 10 bookings. Refund in full if the PDF doesn't surface 5+ specific fixes.
Your product URL and answers to 5 short questions go into the Septim agent team. Each agent returns in their lane. We assemble the verdict.
What to ship, what to cut, what to defer. A week-by-week plan you can execute solo.
Is your price right? Left-digit psychology, bundle math, anchor presence, per-seat vs flat, refund exposure.
HN, Reddit, X drafts in the tone each platform rewards. Ready to paste.
The claims on your copy that will cause chargebacks or takedowns. Fix list included.
Visual hierarchy problems, font pairing mistakes, accessibility red flags. Before/after sketches.
Does your name pass ICP comprehension? Is your vocabulary consistent? What to rename.
Where buyers leave. What's making them leave. One-line rewrites.
Engineering debt you didn't notice. What needs to be rebuilt vs refactored vs left alone.
Who else is in your lane, what they charge, what they ship, and 3 pain-tweets from your exact ICP posted in the last 30 days.
Where the other nine agents contradict each other. Reconciliation + the 3 calls only you can make.
Book the $99 slot above. You get a short intake form: product URL, ICP, revenue stage, what you're about to ship, what's keeping you up at night.
Each of the ten agents reviews your product in their lane. We cross-check and consolidate so you don't get ten contradictory PDFs — you get one verdict.
PDF with 8 specific fixes, prioritized. Loom walkthrough. Everything is copy-pasteable into your next PR or landing-page revision.
Secure Stripe checkout · intake form emailed within 5 minutes
Founding rate for the first 10 bookings. We're proving out the format with early customers. Standard rate after is $499. If you see $99, the slot is real.
Agents Pack is the tool — you install 10 Claude Code sub-agents to your own ~/.claude/agents/ folder and run them yourself. Septim Audit is what happens when we run them on your product for you and hand you the synthesized verdict.
A live URL and 5 short answers: ICP, revenue stage, next milestone, deepest worry, what "success" looks like in 30 days. That's it. We email the intake form seconds after you book.
Yes. If the PDF doesn't include 5+ specific fixes tied to your product, full refund, no questions. Just reply to the delivery email.
Email SeptimLabs@gmail.com with the agent and the question. We do single-agent tap-ins at $29 each when the calendar allows.