Founding rate · First 10 slots only

Your whole exec team reviews your product.

Ten specialists. One product. Forty-eight hours. You get a PDF teardown and a loom walkthrough of the ten biggest things to fix before you scale.

Book the Septim Audit — $99

Founding rate — $499 standard after the first 10 bookings. Refund in full if the PDF doesn't surface 5+ specific fixes.

10
specialists
48hr
turnaround
PDF + loom
deliverable
$99
founding rate
// what each agent looks at

Ten registers. One verdict.

Your product URL and answers to 5 short questions go into the Septim agent team. Each agent returns in their lane. We assemble the verdict.

Atlas · chief of staff

30-day launch plan

What to ship, what to cut, what to defer. A week-by-week plan you can execute solo.

Tally · CFO

Pricing teardown

Is your price right? Left-digit psychology, bundle math, anchor presence, per-seat vs flat, refund exposure.

Ember · CMO

Launch-post drafts

HN, Reddit, X drafts in the tone each platform rewards. Ready to paste.

Ward · legal

3 biggest legal wires

The claims on your copy that will cause chargebacks or takedowns. Fix list included.

Nova · design

3 biggest UX calls

Visual hierarchy problems, font pairing mistakes, accessibility red flags. Before/after sketches.

Canon · brand

3 biggest naming/brand issues

Does your name pass ICP comprehension? Is your vocabulary consistent? What to rename.

Mira · customer

3 biggest funnel drops

Where buyers leave. What's making them leave. One-line rewrites.

Luca · CTO

What breaks at 100 users

Engineering debt you didn't notice. What needs to be rebuilt vs refactored vs left alone.

Juno · researcher

Market + competitor sweep

Who else is in your lane, what they charge, what they ship, and 3 pain-tweets from your exact ICP posted in the last 30 days.

Pip · coordinator

Cross-lane conflicts

Where the other nine agents contradict each other. Reconciliation + the 3 calls only you can make.

// how it runs

Three steps. Forty-eight hours.

01 · 5 min

You book.

Book the $99 slot above. You get a short intake form: product URL, ICP, revenue stage, what you're about to ship, what's keeping you up at night.

02 · 24-36 hrs

The team runs.

Each of the ten agents reviews your product in their lane. We cross-check and consolidate so you don't get ten contradictory PDFs — you get one verdict.

03 · 10 min to read

You get the verdict.

PDF with 8 specific fixes, prioritized. Loom walkthrough. Everything is copy-pasteable into your next PR or landing-page revision.

First 10 slots · founding rate
$99 one-time
$499 standard after · refund if we don't surface 5+ fixes
  • 10-agent teardown delivered as a single PDF + loom
  • Specific fixes, not generic advice
  • 48-hour turnaround from intake
  • Free re-review of one section if you disagree
  • Money back in full if the PDF isn't useful
Book the Septim Audit — $99 →

Secure Stripe checkout · intake form emailed within 5 minutes

// the real questions

Is this actually worth it?

Why $99 instead of $499?

Founding rate for the first 10 bookings. We're proving out the format with early customers. Standard rate after is $499. If you see $99, the slot is real.

How is this different from Agents Pack?

Agents Pack is the tool — you install 10 Claude Code sub-agents to your own ~/.claude/agents/ folder and run them yourself. Septim Audit is what happens when we run them on your product for you and hand you the synthesized verdict.

What do I need to have ready?

A live URL and 5 short answers: ICP, revenue stage, next milestone, deepest worry, what "success" looks like in 30 days. That's it. We email the intake form seconds after you book.

Can I refund if I don't like the PDF?

Yes. If the PDF doesn't include 5+ specific fixes tied to your product, full refund, no questions. Just reply to the delivery email.

What if I just want one agent's opinion?

Email SeptimLabs@gmail.com with the agent and the question. We do single-agent tap-ins at $29 each when the calendar allows.