· private · founder only · noindexed ·

Click 8 buttons. Get paid tonight.

Every button is pre-drafted. Click, Gmail/Reddit/X opens with content already there, hit send. Don’t overthink — just click top-to-bottom.

BUY-NOW ANCHORS · live stripe links · fastest $

3 products have live Stripe checkout right now

No invoice dance. Share these URLs when you need $ tonight.

Agents Pack — $49 → Audit — $99 → Product Kit — $99 →

01 · 60 sec · Gmail opens prefilled

Email Jack Herrington ($299 Rescue pitch)

to: jherr@pobox.com · Blue Collar Coder YouTube · verified via GitHub

Open Gmail → send to Jack

02 · 60 sec · Gmail opens prefilled

Email Matt Pocock ($199 Spire pitch)

to: team@aihero.dev · AI Hero / Claude Code for Real Engineers

Open Gmail → send to Matt

03 · 60 sec · Gmail opens prefilled

Email Gergely Orosz (Pragmatic Engineer, editorial data offer)

to: hello@pragmaticengineer.com · soft pitch, no hard ask

Open Gmail → send to Gergely

04 · 90 sec · Reddit opens prefilled

Post to r/ClaudeAI (Agents Pack $49, value-first)

r/ClaudeAI · 98k+ members · title + text pre-drafted

Open Reddit → submit post

05 · 30 sec · X/Twitter opens prefilled

Tweet the Agents Pack announcement

@septim_labs · under 280 chars · no hashtags

Open X → compose tweet

06 · 5 min · Stripe dashboard

Create a Stripe Payment Link for Session ($149)

So Session stops being a mailto dance. Click-to-pay.

Open Stripe → create link

Name: Septim Session · Price: $149 USD, one-time · After-payment redirect: https://septimlabs.vercel.app/septim-session/?paid=1. Paste the generated link back to me and I’ll wire it in.

07 · 2 min · Google Search Console

Submit sitemap to GSC (the 14-day compounding unlock)

Without this, Google can’t rank any of our 3 SEO blog posts.

Open GSC →

Add property septimlabs.vercel.app → verify → Sitemaps → Add /sitemap.xml. Repeat for septimforge.vercel.app.

08 · 2 min · Stripe dashboard

Enable Stripe Tax

VAT triggers on first EU sale. Ward flag. 2 clicks.

Open Stripe Tax →