· async code review · slots open ·

One Claude Code repo. One written verdict.
$199 in 24 hours.

Send a GitHub repo and one question. We read the codebase, find the three things most likely to hurt you, and write it down. No call. No slides. No follow-up included.

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instant Stripe checkout · $199 flat · 24h verdict after intake

Four things. Nothing extra.

01

You send one repo + one question

Drop a GitHub link (private or public) and write one specific question. Optional: a Loom walkthrough, 10 minutes or under. That is the entire intake.

02

We review async

No call scheduled. No Slack thread. The founder + Claude reads the codebase against your question. You don’t wait in a queue — we work while you ship.

03

400–700 word written verdict

One Markdown document. The thing most likely to break under load or handoff, two supporting risks with fix directions, one thing done well, and a final verdict: ship / fix first / significant rework.

04

Delivered in 24 hours. No call.

The verdict arrives in your inbox within 24 hours of submission confirmation. Written. No Loom recording, no slide deck, no discovery call tacked on.

Which Septim product do you need?

Dimension Session — $149 Sift — $199 Rescue — $299
Format 90-min live call Written doc, async Active emergency debug
Interaction Synchronous — you show up None — you wait Synchronous — you’re on fire
Urgency Book in advance None — 24h async Active production fire
Scope Anything in 90 min One repo, one question Live debugging until resolved
Deliverable What you built live Written verdict doc Problem resolved
Best for You need to talk it through You need a read in writing Something is down right now

Sift = read my code, tell me the three things that will hurt me, write it down. Not a call. Not an emergency.

$199 flat. No founding rate.

A freelance reviewer on Upwork charges $80–$150 per hour with a 2-week wait and no guarantee of domain knowledge. Sift is $199, 24-hour turnaround, from a founder who has shipped and killed products in the same stack.

No discount. A founding rate on a service product signals the service is undervalued before it has a single testimonial. $199 is the right number.

$199 one-time

one repo · one question · written verdict · 24h

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instant Stripe checkout · 24h verdict after you send the repo

Questions we already have answers to.

What if my repo is private?
Invite septimlabs-code as a read-only collaborator on GitHub before submitting. We accept the invite, read the codebase, and remove ourselves within 48 hours of delivering the verdict. We do not fork, clone to a persistent location, or store any of your code after the review window closes.
What counts as “one question”?
One focused concern: “Is this auth layer safe to hand to a contractor?” or “Where is this most likely to break under 10x load?” or “What would a senior engineer flag before we raise a seed round?” Multi-part questions (“plus also review the DB schema and the API surface”) get scoped back to the strongest single thread. The written verdict covers the three highest-leverage findings against your question — not an exhaustive audit.
What’s the refund policy?
If we deliver the verdict and you believe it contains fewer than three substantive findings, email us within 48 hours of delivery and we’ll refund in full. No questions, no process. If we cannot complete the review within 24 hours of confirmed submission (e.g., repo access fails and you can’t resolve it), we cancel and refund immediately. We do not refund because you disliked the verdict’s conclusions.
Can I upgrade to a Session or Rescue after?
Yes. If the verdict surfaces something you want to dig into live, you can book a Septim Session ($149) and the Sift verdict becomes the pre-read. The Session founder has already seen your codebase — you’re not starting cold. There is no formal upgrade credit; they are separate purchases. Most buyers who upgrade do it within a week of receiving the verdict.
How do you deliver the verdict?
By email to the address you submit in the slot-reservation form, as a Markdown document (readable as plain text in any email client) within 24 hours of submission confirmation. No PDF, no Notion link, no Loom. The document is yours to share, paste into your PRD, forward to your CTO, or print. We do not publish it.

Send first. Pay when we confirm.

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